In the latest Anna Nicole news, video has surfaced of Smith, while 8 months pregnant, wearing full clown makeup and acting very drugged and talking to a doll as if it were a real baby.  Howard K. Stern took the video and can be heard asking Is this a mushroom trip? and later, saying, This footage is worth money.  No, Howard, people wont think youre a gold-digger when you say stuff like that.  Dannielynns nurse has come forward, saying that Anna forced her to restrict Dannielynns food intake so her daughter would be sexy.  The nurse is also claiming that Anna tried to kill herself on two separate occasions, once by taking an entire bottle of a sleeping aid and then by attempting to drown herself in a pool but Howard K. Stern rescued her from the pool. After the rescue Stern was overheard saying to Smith, If anything happens to you, I would go to jail."

Nicole Ritchie was formally charged with a DUI, stemming from the December incident where she was driving the wrong way on a California freeway.  Ritchie pleaded not guilty even though she allegedly told police she was under the influence of Vicodin and pot.  Reportedly, Ritchie is terrified that shell go to jail because under Californian law, if convicted of 2 DUIs in 10 years, a person faces up to 90 days of jail time.  Ritchie was convicted of a DUI in 2003, when she was found to be under the influence of heroin.  This conviction led to the stint in rehab that Ritchie claims caused her weight gain.  Ritchie used the excuse that she was just dropping the rehab weight when she was photographed looking dangerously underweight throughout most of the past year.  If Ritchie does land in jail, maybe she can use her fathers connections to go to a white-collar resort prison and not a federal P.M.I.T.A prison (look it up if you dont get it).

Britney Spears has had quite a wild week!  On Valentines Day, Brit checked herself into the Crossroads rehab facility in Antigua.  She checked out less than a day later and was spotted in a Florida airport, running to make her plane. Reportedly, the plane had already left for the runway but they were able to turn around and pick Brit up.  She sat in coach on the flight to LA.  February 17th saw Britney shave her head and get two new tattoos.  There are varying reports as to why she shaved her head and they run the range from her hair was falling out due to excessive dying and bleaching to claims that Britney felt like she had bugs in her hair, but whether or not she thought it was lice or part of a drug withdrawal is unknown.  While getting the new tats (a cross on her hip and lips on her wrist), an employee noticed a stain on Brits white purse and Spears said that she spilled Nyquil all over it.  Britney was seen on the 18th and 19th sporting various wigs while out with friends and on the 20th, she checked herself into Promises rehab center in LA.  Promises is a live-in center but again, Brit stayed less than 24 hours, checking herself out on the 21st.   

There are reports that mom, Lynne, is responsible for the rehab attempts, with sources claiming she staged an intervention for Britney after finding her daughter incapacitated and sprawled out on the floor in the middle of the day.  Lynne Spears then reportedly threatened her 25-year-old daughter that she would take her two children away from her unless she checked into rehab.   Conflicting stories report that Kevin Federline, Spears ex, is responsible for Brits hair loss and rehab, as he allegedly told Spears that he would have her hair tested for drug usage.  Federline has stepped in on behalf of their children; Sean Preston, age 17 months and Jayden James, whos only 5 months old. Federline was lined up to attend the NBA All-Star game in Las Vegas, but cancelled his trip to stay home and take care of the boys.  Who would have ever thought that Kevin would look like the sane one and Britney would be the scumbag?! Go Team KFED!


Lindsay Lohan completed her 30 day stay at Wonderland Rehab Center on Friday, February 16 and was spotted at the bars that same night (and the rest of the weekend), partying until 4am!  She was also seen out at clubs the night before checking out, leading people to wonder at her commitment to sobriety.  Anne Hathaway has told reporters You know, Lindsay and I have a lot more in common than people think. It's just I did stuff at college, when nobody knew about it, so I'm not a saint.I just hope she finds some comfort in the way she chooses to live. I wasted time doing self-destructive things, but it didn't work. I found you can only dance on so many table tops."   Is this a subtle way of Hathaway saying that shes better than Lohan since she went to college and has been able to move past being a drunken tramp?  Its also a reminder that theres more to Hathaway than the innocent roles she often portrays.  Nice PR move!


Paris Hilton was in Austria last week, attending the Vienna Opera Ball, but drew criticism when she looked extremely bored at the Ball, going so far as to rest her head in her hands, flip through the program and fiddle with her mobile phone.  While doing an autograph signing in an Austrian mall, onlookers threw cigarettes, lipstick and trash at Hilton.  Theres no word on why she got pelted with garbage, but lets not look a gift horse in the mouth.

Back in the States, Paris celebrated her 26th birthday in a way that only she could  with midgets leading goats around the room.  No, thats not a joke.  Paris celebrated her birthday in Vegas, but very few celebrities showed up; in fact, the only well-known people there were Nicky Hilton and possibly Nicole Ritchie.  One source claims that Paris kept getting on the microphone to say that Ritchie was on her way but never showed, while another source claims that Ritchie was there.  Those who did attend her party reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.   W.T.F?!  This girls life is like the premise to a third-rate porno!

Notes

Kate Moss has to submit to drug testing before she can appear in US runway shows.  Although Kate was never charged for her cocaine use, immigration officials are saying that because of her notoriety, she must follow the same rules as those convicted of class A drug crimes.  To be fair, Kate would probably have to go through drug testing just because shes been within 100 feet of Pete Doherty on numerous occasions.  

Supermodel Giselle Bundchen was ordered to gain 14 pounds before she was allowed to walk for a runway show.  Due to the recent deaths of extremely underweight models, some countries have been putting restrictions on the lowest weight and body mass indexes models can have and still walk.  Some US fashion designers are against these restrictions and Donna Karan even went so far as to say similar restrictions will occur in the US over my dead body!  Sorry, Donna, its more like over the models dead bodies.

George Clooney and Reese Witherspoon were spotted eating dinner together, sparking rumors that the two are romantically linked.  Sources say Clooney harbored a crush on Witherspoon for a long time and that he was anxious to ask her out once her marriage with Ryan Phillippe ended last year.  Also, "While they initially talked about work, they were soon mixing business with pleasure. Eyewitnesses say the good-looking pair was flirting up a storm."  Theres not much to say about this, except if its true, the hotness factor would rival that of Brangelina.

Mischa Bartons 19 year old sister, Hania (seriously, who named those poor kids?!) checked into rehab just hours after Britney checked out.  Hanias reportedly seeking help for an addition to prescription painkillers.  If you dont know who Hania is or what she looks like, picture a cross between Kimberly Stewart and a zombie, only with more Percocet. 

