What would you do with a drunken sailor?

James Roque
Mens Hockey Coach
I would put him on the hockey team!

Betty Youngblood
President of Lake State
I would whole-heartedly welcome him or her to Lake State

Roger Land
Fire Science and Criminal Justice Professor
The widget and dingus go with that dingbat!

Edith Godin
Security Officer
Throw him in the Army Tank til hes sober
 
