Viruses Wipe Out LSSU

Viruses of the worst sort circulated around LSSU's campus, and the LSSU Health Care center and the Chippewa County Health Department were helpless to stop it. The virus, the origin of which is still unclear, carried a crippling payload which shut down entire systems, severely hampered the operations of others, and kept people from communicating effectively. While not a global epidemic, this threat had implications that could not easily be ignored by the global community. According to an anonymous source within the United Nations In today's day and age, viruses on a local level can no longer be ignored, because if they are not contained, they can infect the global community and paralyze entire communities. 
To help prevent the spread of this virus, authorities ask that you do the following: 
Drink lots of water.
Get lots of sleep.
Take your vitamins.
Performing these steps will allow you to do the following steps to keep yourself from getting infected:
Update your anti virus software and perform a complete scan.
Make sure your firewall is on.
Uninstall Windows.
Install Linux.
Celebrate the fact that you are safe from viruses. 

These steps, combined with a little bit of luck, will effectively keep you safe from the virus which is circulating. When in doubt, An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away and Open Source is Your Friend. 
